Helpware for the Cybercommunity

     If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

     If you have questions like these and got the technology paradigm shaft, stick around. Before you leave you're guaranteed to have more questions. Answers are up to us. We even anticipate them before you ask. You see, we're the Internet Brothers; balding, round-bellied Net junkies who wonder why sour cream has an expiration date.

     We also like to give a little back as a way to thank those who have helped us. Want some? As motivationalist Zig Ziglar said, "Help enough other people get what they want and you'll get all you'll ever need in return many times over."

     You may ask why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? But more likely you ask why do we do this? It's called Helpware. It means that each week you must help someone who has less knowledge than you. We have tips and tutorials and general mayhem related to building your own web site. Enjoy our breathtaking digital photography from some of the most beautiful places on Earth. Throw in our Interviews with the Masters series, and you'll know more than us. There is enough information and fun here to leave you in a days for daze. So you provide the questions, we'll confuse you the best we can, and all of us will feel better for it. In case you're wondering, we do want to hear from you, so use the email link, it's there for a reason. Say, does anybody out there know whatever happened to Preparations A-G?

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